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God bless America, land of religious freedom; "Let's see if I understand the state of belief in America."


One Sunday morning during service, a 2,000 member congregation was surprised to see two men enter, both covered from head to toe in black and carrying sub-machine guns. One of the men proclaimed, "Anyone willing to take a bullet for Christ remain where you are."

Immediately, the choir fled, the deacons fled, and most of the congregation fled. Out of the 2,000 there only remained around 20. The man who had spoken took off his hood, looked at the preacher and said , "Okay Pastor, I got rid of all the hypocrites. Now you may begin your service. Have a nice day!"


God bless America. Aren't we glad we live in America, where we can believe to what ever degree we want.
Our Thanks to Cheryl Anne for enlightening us
                      

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